1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

— Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

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If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.
— John Mayer (via awweb)

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Me bending over to pick up my pencil


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Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)


When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something


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staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 

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when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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